"What is Marketing?"

1.You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"That's Direct Marketing

2.You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,"He's very rich. Marry him."That's Advertising.

3.You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and get her telephone number.The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."That's Telemarketing.

4.You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her adrink.You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Willyou marry me?"That's Public Relations.

5.You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich..."That's Brand Recognition.

6.You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.That's Customer Feedback!