A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The woman took out her purse, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy a pair of shoes instead of dinner?"
"No," I had to stop buying new shoes years ago, the homeless woman replied.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked.
"No I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman.
"I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"
"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight."
The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your hubby be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and buying new shoes."
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Monday, February 11, 2008
Miracles of Lime Juice and Honey
Lime - the best physician at all times.
It relieves many symptoms which no doctor could do. Lime is very effective in coughs, cold and influenza.
A big glass of warm water, one table spoon honey, half a lemon works wonders. Those who drink one lemon drink everyday hardly have to visit a doctor.
Lime destroys the toxins in the body. Typhoid and other diseases die within no time. It is very effective in destroying the uric acid. Lime are more alkalizing. It is very effective in destroying bacteria from intestinal tract. It cures constipation, loss of appetite, arthritis, skin diseases, heart diseases. The high potassium content in them makes the lime veryuseful for preventing and curing heart diseases. It strengthens the teeth and gums. It freshens the breath.
It purifies blood and liver. It stimulates the functions of the kidney, liver and sweat glands. A ripe lime is a good appetizer. It destroys intestinal worms and expels the excessive gases formed in the digestive tract.
Honey - the best food for the heart
Honey is one of the best gift from nature to us. Honey is saturated with glucose and fructose. These sugar are in pre-digested forms and hence are readily assimilated in the blood stream.
There is no energy producing food in the market to equal honey. If you wishf or an instantaneous energy, one that can be felt in about ten minutes, takea spoonful of honey. The glycogen passes rapidly into your blood stream and has the same effects as a meal.
There are sixteen types of sugar present in honey, but two are predominant,fructose and dextrose. This is one reason why honey acts so quickly to produce energy, for fructose and dextrose are described as pre-digested, and when taken into the body go to work straight away.
A glass of water with two teaspoons of honey at night induces sound sleep and brings clear motion on the next morning. The same drink taken on an empty stomach in the morning works as an appetizer.
Honey is a mild antiseptic. Its regular use strengthens both body and mind.It is recommended in cases of arterio-sclercsis and weak hearts. Heart is a muscle and, like all our muscles, is stimulated by honey which provides the energy needed by its tired muscles. Honey builds bodily resistance.
It relieves many symptoms which no doctor could do. Lime is very effective in coughs, cold and influenza.
A big glass of warm water, one table spoon honey, half a lemon works wonders. Those who drink one lemon drink everyday hardly have to visit a doctor.
Lime destroys the toxins in the body. Typhoid and other diseases die within no time. It is very effective in destroying the uric acid. Lime are more alkalizing. It is very effective in destroying bacteria from intestinal tract. It cures constipation, loss of appetite, arthritis, skin diseases, heart diseases. The high potassium content in them makes the lime veryuseful for preventing and curing heart diseases. It strengthens the teeth and gums. It freshens the breath.
It purifies blood and liver. It stimulates the functions of the kidney, liver and sweat glands. A ripe lime is a good appetizer. It destroys intestinal worms and expels the excessive gases formed in the digestive tract.
Honey - the best food for the heart
Honey is one of the best gift from nature to us. Honey is saturated with glucose and fructose. These sugar are in pre-digested forms and hence are readily assimilated in the blood stream.
There is no energy producing food in the market to equal honey. If you wishf or an instantaneous energy, one that can be felt in about ten minutes, takea spoonful of honey. The glycogen passes rapidly into your blood stream and has the same effects as a meal.
There are sixteen types of sugar present in honey, but two are predominant,fructose and dextrose. This is one reason why honey acts so quickly to produce energy, for fructose and dextrose are described as pre-digested, and when taken into the body go to work straight away.
A glass of water with two teaspoons of honey at night induces sound sleep and brings clear motion on the next morning. The same drink taken on an empty stomach in the morning works as an appetizer.
Honey is a mild antiseptic. Its regular use strengthens both body and mind.It is recommended in cases of arterio-sclercsis and weak hearts. Heart is a muscle and, like all our muscles, is stimulated by honey which provides the energy needed by its tired muscles. Honey builds bodily resistance.
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Women <- For some luffs
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on
a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws"
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished
to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says
..........."HEBREWS"
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND
TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT !
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on
a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws"
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished
to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says
..........."HEBREWS"
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND
TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT !
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Jay Chou Concert 2008
I noe this pic is rather big but just wanna share it with all u guys. Jay was playing 1 of his Encore song on the "Gu Zheng".
I attended his concert on 18 Jan and it was his 29th birthday! The Concert was GREAT! Whahaha!!!! I wonder how many times in our life that we can attend someone's concert together with their birthday. We sang him birthday song. =)
Perhaps it was 2 yrs plus apart from his previous concert and thus everybody got so "high" e moment lights got dimmer. Everyone was so "high" till e end of e concert and there was 2 Encores. Fans encored e 3rd time but fail. Thru out e concert, u can hear voices of e fans singing together with him. I dunno how to explain, u have to b there to experience it.
I wished i could attend e one on 19 Jan as well but cant get e tickets. T_T
Watch & enjoy this Vid but beware of screams from a crazy fan who sat near me. Lol! Sry abt e shakings cos i was waving e light stick on my other hand. =X
Monday, January 21, 2008
Happy 2008
HAPPY 2008!!!! New year = New START!!!!
Sorry for not blogging for soooooo long. Been bz and lazy. Lol.
Latest Update!
I am finally quitting Yamaha!!!!! Last day in Yamaha is 10th Feb! I cant wait till this day to come~ And I am counting down already~ Weeeeeeeeeeeee!
Anyway, am having a headache so gonna sleep real soon.
Will try to blog again soon. Ciao all. Muacks
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彩虹
哪里有彩虹告诉我
能不能把我的愿望还给我
为什么天这么安静
所有云都跑到我这里
有没有口罩一个给我
释怀说了太多就成真不了
也许时间是一种解药
也是我现在正服下的毒药
看不见你的笑我怎么睡得着
你的身影这么近我却抱不到
没有地球太阳还是会绕
没有理由我也能自己走
你要离开我知道很简单
你说依赖是我们的阻碍
就算放开那能不能别没收我的爱
当作我最后才明白
有没有口罩一个给我
释怀说了太多就成真不了
也许时间是一种解药
也是我现在正服下的毒药
看不见你的笑我怎么睡得着
你的身影这么近我却抱不到
没有地球太阳还是会绕
没有理由我也能自己走
你要离开我知道很简单
你说依赖是我们的阻碍
就算放开那能不能别没收我的爱
当作我最后才明白
看不见你的笑
要我怎么睡得着
你的身影这么近我却抱不到
没有地球太阳开始环绕环绕
没有理由我也能自己走掉
是我说了太多就成真不了
也许时间是一种解药解药
也是我现在正服下的毒药
你要离开我知道很简单
你说依赖是我们的阻碍
就算放开那能不能别没收我的爱
当作我最后才明白
Anyway, am having a headache so gonna sleep real soon.
Will try to blog again soon. Ciao all. Muacks
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彩虹
哪里有彩虹告诉我
能不能把我的愿望还给我
为什么天这么安静
所有云都跑到我这里
有没有口罩一个给我
释怀说了太多就成真不了
也许时间是一种解药
也是我现在正服下的毒药
看不见你的笑我怎么睡得着
你的身影这么近我却抱不到
没有地球太阳还是会绕
没有理由我也能自己走
你要离开我知道很简单
你说依赖是我们的阻碍
就算放开那能不能别没收我的爱
当作我最后才明白
有没有口罩一个给我
释怀说了太多就成真不了
也许时间是一种解药
也是我现在正服下的毒药
看不见你的笑我怎么睡得着
你的身影这么近我却抱不到
没有地球太阳还是会绕
没有理由我也能自己走
你要离开我知道很简单
你说依赖是我们的阻碍
就算放开那能不能别没收我的爱
当作我最后才明白
看不见你的笑
要我怎么睡得着
你的身影这么近我却抱不到
没有地球太阳开始环绕环绕
没有理由我也能自己走掉
是我说了太多就成真不了
也许时间是一种解药解药
也是我现在正服下的毒药
你要离开我知道很简单
你说依赖是我们的阻碍
就算放开那能不能别没收我的爱
当作我最后才明白
Thursday, October 4, 2007
"What is Marketing?"
1.You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"That's Direct Marketing
2.You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,"He's very rich. Marry him."That's Advertising.
3.You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and get her telephone number.The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."That's Telemarketing.
4.You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her adrink.You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Willyou marry me?"That's Public Relations.
5.You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich..."That's Brand Recognition.
6.You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.That's Customer Feedback!
1.You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"That's Direct Marketing
2.You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,"He's very rich. Marry him."That's Advertising.
3.You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and get her telephone number.The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."That's Telemarketing.
4.You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her adrink.You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Willyou marry me?"That's Public Relations.
5.You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich..."That's Brand Recognition.
6.You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.That's Customer Feedback!
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
1 entry per month? Lols!
Well... been real lazy lar.
Life sux for me recently and i m getting sick and tired of my job! I wanna QUIT!!!!
Been forgetting to do this do that, forgot to do many follow-ups as well. Am gonna getting scolding frm Boss later when i go to work. Dead meat i guess. Hais...
Well, resigning has been in my head for sooooo long~ But didnt leave due to failing at interviews and rejections to e companies due to low pay. OMG! I am just a "O" Level grad, wat can i bloodly hell expect?! Prolly, i will accept any job that comes along without doing frontline job. But would hope to get a job letting to travel here and there. Hee.. =X
Oh ya, I am now counting down to March 2007~ Going to Taipei~ Weeeeeeee! XD
Its like a dream come true and perhaps oso this year, i cant travel due to supersitions. T_T
Darling found a job and today's gonna b his 2nd day. Yuppie!!!
Gotta end here. Will update soon thou. XD
Hope my life will get better aft this~
Well... been real lazy lar.
Life sux for me recently and i m getting sick and tired of my job! I wanna QUIT!!!!
Been forgetting to do this do that, forgot to do many follow-ups as well. Am gonna getting scolding frm Boss later when i go to work. Dead meat i guess. Hais...
Well, resigning has been in my head for sooooo long~ But didnt leave due to failing at interviews and rejections to e companies due to low pay. OMG! I am just a "O" Level grad, wat can i bloodly hell expect?! Prolly, i will accept any job that comes along without doing frontline job. But would hope to get a job letting to travel here and there. Hee.. =X
Oh ya, I am now counting down to March 2007~ Going to Taipei~ Weeeeeeee! XD
Its like a dream come true and perhaps oso this year, i cant travel due to supersitions. T_T
Darling found a job and today's gonna b his 2nd day. Yuppie!!!
Gotta end here. Will update soon thou. XD
Hope my life will get better aft this~
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Passion (열정) By Se7en
Wae neoneun nareul moreuni
Molrado neomu moreuji
Wae jakku nareul pinani
Rreugepun gasueme meoreul aneulrae
Naega jukneun nalkkaji meoman saranghalrae
Naneun everyday neoman saeng-gakhae
Dareum sarameun jeoldae andwae neoyamanhae
Nae modeungeol da bachyeossji
Wonhaneungeon da sajwossji
Akkimeobshi jugoman shepeosseo
Hajiman neoneun moreuji
Neoege naneun oroji
Chingu isangeun anirgo
Dareun sarameul man-naryeohane
Dareum sarangeul chajeuryeo hane
Naegen ojik neo hana bakke
Eobsneungeol aljanha naemameul batajwo
Neoe dareun geu shiseoni
Niga japeun geue soni
Neomunado eoulriji anha
Saing-gakhaebwa nae gaseumi
Eolmana jjijeojineunji
Nangeujeo ulgoman shpeosseo
Maeumeul yeoleo deo neujgi jeone
Nareul namjaro bwajugil wonhae
Haengbokhan miraega nune seonhae
Jebal nal barajwo nae mama jom alajwo
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